Shakin' Like Bacon
Toosday evening I had visitors in the back 40 of The Rusty Tool Shed. While the one in the tree was distracting me, the one one the ground was shooting lasers out of it's eyes at me - so help me God, LASERS! Luckily I'm still alive - most likely due to my almost inhuman reflexes.
Wednesday evening I went for a little trail ride on the trails of Tosa Town. Regina has been saying that she wants to be a member of The Local MoFo's so I gave her a tour. Now I'm just checking her references and awaiting her $1000 joining fee to clear then she's in as a probationary member.
CupCake was also on hand for the ride. He says he's also waiting for Regina to send a $1000 check his way. He's threatening to gank her pink SS if it doesn't show soon.
In other news - my track bike was spotted by Co0o0op last evening at about 61st & Silver Spring. He gave chase in his vehicle, but the F'Stick gave him the slip. The local cops have been notified of this development and are looking for the bike.
4 Back Sassin':
coop is like a bloodhound. They'll catch those fools.
yeah yeah yeah, I'll get that $1000 check right after I win the lotto and sell the Brown Deer house. In the meantime...back away from the SS! How about I keep The Local MoFo's well stocked in cupcakes and cookies? That has to be worth at least $1000!
Thanks for the tour, it was an awesome ride!
LASERS! LASERS! SAY IT AIN'T SO!
LASERS! LASERS!
It looks to me like you have one of their brethren strapped up to that tree with that red strap! Look closely, you can see part of the head, the four legs and the tail. They should have been after you with more than lasers!
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